my tentacles are coming out of the pigeonhole in all directions

NPH Choose Your Own Autobiography

jamiatt:

My Italian publisher on how to speak with an Italian accent: “Pretend you have lived your whole life under the sun. Then imagine you are in a room, and you have pushed open the window and the sun is coming in, and fresh air, and outside the room is a courtyard and there are people there drinking coffee and laughing and having a good time. Think of all of that. Now speak.”

qwantzfeed:

EARTH’S SECOND WORDS: “but first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jumped the boogie to the bang bang boogie”

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“For more than a decade, Ginsburg has worked with a trainer in the Supreme Court’s small ground-level exercise room. Recently, Breyer used a machine that Ginsburg had been using; she set it at six, while he could handle only five. Kagan uses the same trainer as Ginsburg, and when the younger Justice struggles with fifteen-pound curls the trainer says, ‘C’mon! Justice Ginsburg can do that easily!’”

—   From the archives: Jeffrey Toobin profiles Ruth Bader Ginsburg. (via newyorker)

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ngpeltier:

tastefullyoffensive:

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ngpeltier:

tastefullyoffensive:

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fast car - sam smith <3

wilwheaton:

prbuick11:

nichtsoweiss:

brokenheels-brokenheart:

Puppies in bow ties are just perfect

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HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS PERFECTION?!?!

BUH BRENT LOOK!!

Ties (bow or neck) make even the cutest dog in the world 600000000 times cuter. #SCIENCE

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lizclimo:

megalodon! 

lizclimo:

megalodon! 

Oh, hey Brynnie…

“7. She was beautiful, elegant. Like a tall clear glass filled with raw pasta.”

—   If White Characters Were Described Like People of Color in Literature via Buzzfeed.

HAHA. I die. (via nouvellabooks)

“CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Do you know what phase of your cycle it
is? Here are a few hints. It doesn’t come around often. It’s not
characterized by predictable events or boring certainties. And it may
allow you, even encourage you, to take a break from being your usual
self. Give up? OK. I’ll tell you. You have entered the Nicolas Cage Phase of your cycle. Cage is a Capricorn, but not a typical one. He’s eccentric and manic and certifiably batty. He refers to his acting technique as “Nouveau Shamanic,” once lived in a fake castle, and owns a Lamborghini that belonged to the legendary tyrant, the Shah of Iran. For our current purposes, he has also testified, “I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.””

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Now entering the Nicolas Cage phase….

x

Happy Monday.

blueivystwistout:

diaryofabaglady:

*rips heart out* 

look at Jay lol

(via mensvvear)

jesssallen:

letmejusttellyou:

when yr song comes on in the club 

Menz only sends me the best things.